We interrupt this blog to bring you an unimportant announcement.
The Butter Bandit is at it again. Spread the word (lightly -- this is the honest-to-goodness full-fat stuff).
We have a suspect in custody for questioning... A boy, just over 3 feet tall. Very smiley and giggley. Claims he prefers margarine -- I'm not buying it.
Be on the lookout. Guard your perishables closely. Milk, spreads, fruit,... anything is fair game.
The Bandit left his signature calling card: imprints of his teeth -- mid-stick and on the end of the stick.
Unfortunately, our suspect does not have dental records yet.
News at 11.
Hilarious!!!!
Posted by: Melody | Thursday, July 06, 2006 at 09:48 PM
Totally cute, Marie!! Butterball. :-)
Posted by: Mrs. Flinger | Thursday, July 06, 2006 at 11:41 PM
LOL. This is hilarious!
Posted by: kristi | Friday, July 07, 2006 at 08:29 AM
LOL!
Posted by: vw bug | Friday, July 07, 2006 at 09:12 AM
You'd butter check for fingerprints!
Posted by: Uisce | Friday, July 07, 2006 at 09:15 AM
Uisce, I must PAT you on the back for that one!
Posted by: Marie | Friday, July 07, 2006 at 10:24 AM
Gah! Another butter freak! Elle ends up with more butter on the knife that one what she's trying to butter...so she licks the butter off the knife. Ewww!
Posted by: InterstellarLass | Friday, July 07, 2006 at 10:47 AM
You can't beat proper butter!
Here from Michele's this evening.
Posted by: Paste | Friday, July 07, 2006 at 02:01 PM
I cringe every time my boys eat a slab of butter. Though I haven't heard of massive heart attacks in pre-k or younger, I fear their blood flows like toothpaste because of it.
Posted by: prego | Friday, July 07, 2006 at 02:22 PM
My two year old loves butter also. He will lic it off the bread and toss the bread out.
ewwwww
Here via Michele's
Posted by: Sarah | Friday, July 07, 2006 at 04:35 PM