Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Strollergate

Tap, tap, tap... is this thing on?

I have been a bad blogger, I know. Guess I haven't been inspired to post, though I do keep up with my reading. (Congrats to Melody! And Kristi!)

But this morning, I have a bone to pick.

I'm on a bit of a spring-cleaning rampage. Raking the front and back yards, going through piles, making huge to-do lists, and actually doing some of the things on my lists! I've been clearing out the house as much as I can, and I am selling stuff on Craigslist. Garage sale season is just starting here, so I have to make room for the new junk we're about to acquire. Ha! Anyway, this one particular item is drawing more attention than I imagined it would.

It's a stroller. Just a stroller.

I posted it on Monday, and the e-mails immediately started pouring in.

So I give the first person first dibs, naturally. I tell #2 and #3 where they are in line. #3 responds: "Please! I really need a stroller! I can come and get it tonight!"

Umm. That's nice. You're third in line.

Then, with #5, I tell her where she is in line.

Her response (verbatim): "I am travelling to India next week and would have liked to buy the stroller asap (tomorrow morning). Do let me know if this is a possibility. Thanks."

Knock, knock, knock,... HELLO?

People, this is a nice stroller, yes. But honestly, you could go to WalMart and get a fine one for about the same price as this used one. Yeah, it might not have a fancy name, but it will have a seat and four wheels, and it will do the job.

I don't get it. What am I missing?

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Luck o' the Irish

I really need to buy a lottery ticket or something. Seems like I have a knack for winning things...

I just won another book! This time from the wonderful and lovely Antique Mommy. It's this book on photography -- a beautiful National Geographic book. Wow! Thank you, Antique Mommy!

Saturday, March 08, 2008

Living a country song

Today was one of those days. Ten-fold.

The forecast was brutal. The weathermen around here don't use the phrase "treacherous driving conditions" lightly, and they used it today. So I had to postpone the much-anticipated birthday party for my soon-to-be 4-year old. There were new plans to be made, and phonecalls to make.

Then there were the gobs of snow to deal with. Of course the plow on my husband's truck broke the other day, so we took to the shovel and antique snow blower. My husband did the job really, but sheesh, the guy's just getting over the flu!

"I can at least make a cake and have the neighbors over," I thought. A mini birthday party. They'd just have to walk across the street - no dangerous driving. They were game.

So I made a cake from scratch. It sank. Then it fell apart into several pieces when I dumped it out of the pans. It was not a good start to the day.

And then I realized there was no hot water. For no good reason! Other than, come to find out, our hot water tank had died.

Being a resourceful kind of guy, my husband had a spare water heater that he'd planned to use to set up an alternate water heating system (involving our wood stove - don't ask). We weren't certain it would work -- it was purchased used, and we'd never tried it. But plumb it he did, and electrify it too (the old one was gas).

Meanwhile, I set out to the mega huge Mart by us for ice cream and various other items for our mini-party. And of course that's what 13,000 other people do during a snow and sleet storm. The parking lot was insane. Inside was no better, with shopping carts bumper to bumper. Naturally, I got the last cart in the corral -- the one that veers right. You know the one. And as I walked around the store, listening to that incessant "BEEP!" from the cash registers no matter what corner of the store you're in... I realized that this was nuts. Heading out in a snowstorm for party supplies, after you've rescheduled the real party. Or was it? I think I was fueled by mother love, and I pressed on to gather what I needed, no matter the mental cost.

And because I'm a notoriously bad cell phone owner, after an hour at the Mart, I returned to my car to see that I'd left my phone off the entire time. It wasn't til I pulled into my driveway that I got my husband's message. He needed soldering paste. Back to the Mart I went, because I so enjoyed my first trip. No such plumbing supply there. My heart sank. But I headed on to Home Depot anyway. I'm pretty sure I was fueled by adrenalin at this point. I was afraid to drive further, because the weathermen were right: the roads actually were treacherous. But we needed hot water at home, and my husband needed my help getting supplies. I was the one who was out erranding in the mess.

When I returned home with the the soldering paste and the new circuit breaker we needed, I decided I'd earned my Home Depot merit badge. Yeah, the employees made sure I had the right stuff, but have you ever looked for a needle in the haystack that is the electrical department? Or worse yet, plumbing? Oy.

By then (4:30pm), I had 1.5 hours til the neighbors' arrival. What the hell was I thinking? I looked around the house and remembered why I'd planned a party elsewhere. My house is small. It's crowded. And a mess. I still had the massacred cake to frost, too. And a picnic dinner to put together. Did I mention that the water was turned off and the sink was overflowing with dishes and pans?

Miraculously, with my mother-in-law's help, we did the impossible. We prepared goodie bags, and pin the tail on the donkey. We set out snacks and party decorations. We blew up balloons. I frosted a cake and cut up vegetables (which were washed with a damp paper towel). We stashed the clutter. Some of it, anyway. We closed doors left and right. We were ready.

They came. We ate. Kids played. And had a blast. The mini party was a hit. And it was even worth all the scrambling.

But I'm not up for another day like that anytime soon. At least if I have a say!

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Update

Thanks for all the good wishes!  After a week of sick house, we're slowly getting back on our feet. Have you ever had a child with a fever for 6 straight nights? And a horrible cough? It is not pleasant, let me tell you. We have antibiotics now that seem to be doing the trick though. At least the fever's gone. Thank God for pharmaceuticals.

And now Theraflu is my friend. I seem to have the mildest illness of the bunch here. (Knock on wood)

Just when we're about to climb the walls (cabin fever anyone?), we're bracing for an ice storm. Nothing like a little more hunkering down inside! Lucky for me I won a book from Jody at Iowa Geek. And it arrived just in time for the storm!

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Sick house

You might already know this, but Advil for Children is amazing stuff. Last night it knocked my son's temperature down 3 degrees. He went from a state of vegetation on the couch to running around and playing like usual. But that dang croupy cough. It's keeping him (and me) up at night.

My husband has it too. Chills, cough...

So far I'm in the clear, except for extreme exhaustion. It's tiring being the caretaker! Is it nap time yet?

Off to drink some more Emergen-C...

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

A new era

"Hi Mr. Ingraham!"

"I'm doing great!"

So began the phone conversation my son had with an elderly neighbor who called our house. My son insisted that he talk to the man, so I passed him the phone. They continued...

"I'm 3 right now. I'll be 4 on my next birthday..."

"I'm having my birthday at Old MacDonald's.*  I'd like to invite you to my birthday!"

That's his latest thing. He wants to invite everyone he knows to his birthday party (which will be next month). EVERYONE. Today in the car, he told me that he wants to go see the woman who cuts his hair, so that he can invite her to his birthday party.

It will be our first "kid" party. And we have one very excited little boy!

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* Yes, that's what he calls McDonald's. And yes, that's where we're having his party. I know, I know. Not the kind of food I like to serve my child. But try to arrange a reasonably priced party for children (and this is for March in upstate NY... it has to be an indoor thing) where kids can run and climb and slide and be kids... hence, a meal and sliding at McD's...

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Why fuzzy math?

Last night I caught this piece on "math wars" on the evening news. Since I went to college for math and later for education, I was very interested in this segment. In the story, the reporter talks about the way math basics are being taught and mentions "traditional" and "fuzzy" methods.

One of people they show in the segment is in favor of fuzzy math, also known as reform math, or new-new math (figuring out approximate answers in non-traditional ways), saying that "the digital age is still coming." Maybe I'm showing my age, but what does that have to do with anything? Yes, calculators and computers can give you answers in a flash, but if you don't understand how to think and where the answers come from, how is that a good thing? What am I missing?

I know a lot of people hate math. Does making it fuzzy change that? Does it make math more appealing when you're finding "an" answer, rather than "the" answer?

Talk to me! ( Yes, you too, my teacher friends who are lurking here! I know you have opinions on this!)

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Sign of the times

You know you're an online shopper when your UPS guy stops to make a delivery at Staples, spots you getting into your car, and runs up to you to say hello by reciting your entire street address.

I guess in the old days it was the milkman who could do this, huh?

Monday, February 11, 2008

Deceptive or sneaky? Just give me healthy!

I think I'm becoming a food snob. If it's too salty, I don't like it. If it's greasy, it grosses me out. If it tastes fake, why bother? And if it's loaded with white flour & sugar, I know I'll love it going down, but I'll pay the price when the rush wears off.

A couple weeks ago, my little guy and I were home alone at dinnertime. I decided I didn't want to cook, so we went out to a local franchise restaurant. The service was extremely slow, the food was overpriced, and it just tasted BAD. Is it just me, or do you find this to be the case when you go out too?

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Thursday, February 07, 2008

Missing

We returned home after a day of work at the city house, to a locked home. I opened the door, and all was quiet. Where was Grandma? My son? Maybe they'd both fallen asleep? But I didn't hear any deep breathing or snoring, as would be expected. I stuck my head back outside to report that the house was very quiet.

"Maybe they've been abducted" was my husband's response.

Ha ha.

Or so I thought. Til I looked further.

At nearly 5 p.m., my little boy and his Grandma were nowhere to be found. Not curled up on the couch together. Not upstairs. All that was left were toys strewn everywhere, and a lunch table that looked like it was abandoned mid-meal.

Hmm.

Their winter gear was gone, so I figured they were out for a walk or sled ride. Grandma came by train, and my car was still in the driveway, so I knew they hadn't taken off for a ride. I went back out and looked up and down the street. I knew they wouldn't go far, and it didn't take me long to realize they were nowhere in sight.

My husband was putting things away in the garage when I reported: "They're GONE."

Suddenly his little crack wasn't so funny, and I flipped into panic mode. Fortunately, my husband's the level-headed one in crisis, and he immediately devised our divide and conquer strategy.

"Get in the car and drive where they'd walk. I'll check across the street with the neighbors." He tossed me his charged cell phone (knowing mine was dead) so we could stay in touch, and I was off.

I drove to the end of our street first, having spotted a snowbank that I knew my son would love if he were out in his snowsuit. What if something happened to Grandma and she's collapsed behind that mound of snow? What if my son was then left outside alone without adult supervision?

What if? What if? What if?

My heart raced as I approached the snowbank in my car. I looked for tracks in the snow. Footprints. Sled marks. Whatever. I saw none. I knew they hadn't gone that way. Relieved and frightened at the same time, I turned around and headed the other way. Off to neighboring streets where they may have gone walking. Again I looked for footprints on the snow-covered sidewalk. Again, I saw none.

Where the hell were they??

My mind raced to worst-case-scenario and I had to force myself to breathe. With petrified determination, I turned down another street, fighting back tears, gripping the wheel and my lower lip tighter than I've ever needed to.

Then the cell phone rang.

"They're across the street."

Oh dear God. Thank you.

Grandma had accidentally locked them out of our house, and she didn't take a key. So they'd gone to the neighbors' house to call us and find out if there was a spare somewhere. The neighbors had my cell number and left 3 messages on my dead phone. Naturally I didn't get the messages. They'd called my husband's work cell too -- the only cell number they had for him. Not his personal cell phone, which was the one we had with us!

So my son and his Grandma were stranded at the neighbors' for 4 hours that day. Luckily they have a 4-year-old boy and a boatload of toys. My little boy had a marvelous day.

And me? I kicked myself for my very bad habit of leaving my cell phone on in my purse, where the battery invariably goes dead.

But mostly I'm unbelievably grateful that this tale had a happy ending...

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